Cool Story Bro, please don't tell it again.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
democraticsenator
wrathofthestag

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

mklutz

my sister has a substitute teacher from the UK who said “Cheerio!” at the end of class and obvi her response was “and froot loops to you” before walking out the door to the bus